I’ll start here: Dear World, I will NEVER believe that we, the American people of the United States, elected this guy. I can’t prove it. You won’t see me in court making false claims. But too many weird things happened out in the open. We saw them. How many happened that we had no idea about? Trump has an idea, though. He said of Co-President Musk, “He journeyed to Pennsylvania where he spent, like, a month-and-a-half campaigning for me in Pennsylvania, and he’s a popular guy, and he was very effective. And he knows those computers better than anybody. All those computers. Those vote-counting computers. And we ended up winning Pennsylvania like in a landslide. So it was pretty good, pretty good. So thank you to Elon.”

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Hey, remember when MAGA pretended to be all butt-hurt that Americans were calling them Nazis? Quick hint: if you don’t want people to call you Nazis, maybe don’t go around throwing Nazi salutes, yeah?

And, for clarity, he did it twice. It was no accident…

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The Felon took the oath but never laid his hand on the Bible. He made Melania stand there, holding the Bible, but he never once laid his hand on it. One can only imagine the flames that would have certainly ensued. (That’s just a joke, of course. I’d have to imagine the Anti-Christ can handle touching a Bible…)

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He ran on (among other lies) terrifying his base about the idea that other countries were “opening their prisons” and sending dangerous criminals. Day One? HE opened American prisons and released around 1,500 dangerous criminals. Every charge from a con is an admission…

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He withdrew from the World Health Organization. That’s some serious dumb, there. I mean, he has personal experience with letting his guard down regarding worldwide illnesses and infections. Remember Covid-19 and the millions his fecklessness killed last time? I don’t think a person is stupid for making mistakes. Anybody can make mistakes. But making the SAME mistake – with such dire consequences?

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Many on the left are worried about the damage he’s going to do, legislatively. They should be. But I’ve been thinking he’s going to unwind any and all efforts to battle climate change and on Day One, he pulled out of the Paris Climate Agreement. The resulting natural disasters sure to follow will take up most of everyone’s time, just trying to survive. Europe says they’re going to “stay the course,” but I’m betting the US can pollute faster than the EU can clean it up…

On the other hand, his position focusing on fossil fuels, the energy of yesterday, means he’s putting the United States way, way, WAY behind the power curve when it comes to renewables. Other nations get to develop those technologies and the US will be left behind. That’s just pure stupid…

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In an early test for his bought-and-paid-for, crony-filled Supremely Kangaroo Court, he signed an order trying to end birthright citizenship. Birthright citizenship is guaranteed in the Constitution. It was put there by the 14th Amendment. Executive Orders aren’t supposed to have the weight of overruling the Constitution. The ACLU has already filed a lawsuit, challenging the order. Will his court uphold the Executive Order or the Constitution? Isn’t it mind-boggling that Americans can’t just know the ‘roos will support the Constitution? We’ll have to wait and see what they do…

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I’d bet that the rest of the world is going to keep calling the Gulf of Mexico, the Gulf of Mexico. (Me, too, by the way.) I mean, is he really SO racist he can’t even SEE the word ‘Mexico’ without freaking out? Then again, running around with his Sharpie, changing the word ‘Mexico’ to ‘America’ on every map in the country should keep him busy enough to distract from the real damage. Quick, somebody find this guy a Sharpie…

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When Biden tried to get a law to help with the border, MAGA screamed that he could have just done it with an Executive Order. The Felon spent some of his day rescinding many of Biden’s Executive Orders – because one can. Easily. A law? Well, that’s a bit harder. It looks like Biden was right to want a law, after all…

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Steve Bannon (the bringer of the Base) swore he was going to get Musk (the bringer of the money) out by inauguration day. Co-President Musk was right near Trump. Bannon wasn’t even there. It looks like Bannon’s efforts to eliminate the billionaire boys club from Trump’s world have been… less than successful. You might want to pay attention, MAGA. This is your future…

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Sooner or later, I have to believe MAGA will start to bitch, pretending the left is being mean to them by pointing out all the various and sundry ways they’re getting burned by the lying Felon. Suck it up, snowflakes. We’re just trying to help. You refuse to see by yourselves, so we point it out. You’ll still refuse to see, of course. But we’re just trying to help…

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Drill, baby drill? Nope. I mean, he’ll open the lands. The oil companies will take the leases, too. Having the leases artificially fattens up their bottom line. But will they actually drill? Well, according the the oil companies, no. THEY say they’re happy with the current production and have no plans to increase it…

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One of those Executive Orders The Felon rescinded, by the way, lowered prescription drug prices. The Felon thinks people should have to pay whatever the pharmaceutical companies want to charge, based on their whims (and the desperation level of the patient.) Fortunately, MAGA probably doesn’t use prescription drugs so they, likely, won’t notice the sudden spike in drug prices…

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Elon’s getting an office in the White House complex. This way, he can be close to his co-president and have immediate input with The Felon. MAGA can still attend rallies and buy his cheap crap – none of which is made in America. Hey, they can even write letters if they want to. They’re allowed to sing his praises and worship his every step.

But Elon gets the immediate access and the office down the hall…

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So, Day One was a whirlwind of destructive activity. There were a lot more EOs signed. The Heritage Foundation was ready to go. It wasn’t even a full day. He released violent prisoners and took action aimed at harming Americans – not to mention the rest of the world. Lawsuits are already flying. Day One and the United States of America is thrown into chaos and uncertainty. It’s going to be a long, long ride – and there ARE no safety rails. Good luck…