The always wrong MAGA cons get very close to accidentally being correct about a thing when they whine that prosecuting their criminal idol is just a meanie-pants thing to do that has never happened in the history of this once-great nation. They have a point. This has never happened before. But, they’re right for the wrong reason.

They fervently pretend, like a wildebeest being eaten by a lion, that this ain’t happening. It isn’t real. Trump never stole documents, sexually assaulted women, orchestrated a coup, stole from a kids-with-cancer charity, manipulated his business books, threatened government officials if they couldn’t “find” 11,780 non-existent votes, nor fleeced his true believing followers out of millions of dollars. Hundreds (thousands?) of people are just lying for…reasons and the accused, their poor (rich), little (very much NOT little), victim (perpetrator), boy (grown man) – the ONLY benefactor of the deception – is the ONLY one telling the truth. I mean…obvs… What criminal would ever claim innocence? (Um…all of ’em?)

I agree, this has never happened before. We’ve NEVER had a criminal president (and possible Russian asset) on the scale of 45 in the Oval Office. As a result, we’ve never needed even one post-presidential criminal prosecution, let alone prosecutions for a national crime spree that stretches up and down the eastern seaboard and across the nation.

I’ll tell you this: The idea that we EVER had such a low person in such a high place is simply mind-boggling. But not nearly as mind boggling as the reality that he might actually make it back there…

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45’s team of “lawyers” went to “judge” Aileen “loose” Cannon and said the date suggested by the prosecution for the trial of the guy accused of stealing all those classified government documents MAGA cons are always pretending were just paper airplanes – December 11 – was just too quick. Apparently, reading is hard. So they suggested their own date: never.

Yeah, it’s stupid but it’s stupid/clever, you know? Her predisposition to accommodate the desires of her idol has already been established. Why NOT ask her to just never schedule the trial? Maybe she’ll bite. She didn’t. She seems to know reading is hard, too, so she set the date for May 20 in Ft. Pierce, Fl, a quick 20+ minute drive from her home. They get nearly a year to shine up their “but my client doesn’t want to go to jail” defense. It makes one wonder why other accused criminals have never tried that oh-so-clever response to charges.

That’s going to plop the trial right in the middle of what this country euphemistically calls the “campaign season.” (I call it a euphemism because – really – when aren’t American politicians “campaigning” and taking bribes…er…raising funds “for their next campaign?”) 45’s team said it just wouldn’t be fair for the accused criminal and known sexual predator to have to defend himself in court AND run for president – so they should just let the whole “court” thing go. They seem never to have even considered letting the whole “run for president” thing go, but they could do THAT, too.

By the time they get to that trial date, trump could already be sporting an orange jumpsuit for his myriad other crimes. If he wins the “election” – and never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups – do they perform the oath of office by having him stick his hand out between the bars to put it on the Bible? (I suspect he uses a ‘Bibel.’ I suspect that if he ever touched an actual Bible, he’d burst into flames…)
“Repeat after me: ‘I, inmate number 6732185, do hereby solemnly swear or affirm…'”

I’ll tell you this: I’ve never been more proud to be an American… (cough!, cough!)

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