Our story so far: the DOJ released a statement that declared there are no Epstein files and that the old pervert definitely killed himself. They released a video of some jail cells and they pretended it was “raw” footage of Epstein’s cell. It was supposed to prove nobody entered the cell the night Epstein died. But there was a minute missing. It was easy to see. The time-stamp jumped from 11:58:58 to midnight.

That got people who know about these things to start digging into the footage. It took them a very short time to discover the so-called “raw” footage had been manipulated – badly. They even know the software that was used to do it. THEN it turned out it wasn’t one bit, slightly altered. It’s two different videos spliced together. THEN it turned out, it wasn’t even showing Epstein’s cell.

There were definitely files on Jeffery Epstein, before there weren’t. 47 was definitely, positively going to release that list before he wasn’t. Then the list didn’t exist, but only for a short time. It’s back again but now was written by James Comey, Obama, Hillary, and maybe Biden. Epstein was arrested the second time on July 7, 2019. Donny was playing ‘President’ at the time. WHY would he ask Obama, Hillary, and maybe Biden to write the report? It wasn’t even their job. But, hey, the idea was floated. It sank.

So, when THAT didn’t discourage interest, Deep State Donny contacted some of the MAGA influencers, Charlie Kirk, for one, and got them to back off in hopes the base would back off. On Monday, Kirk declared he was “done talking about the Epstein files for now.” (Good dog.) The backlash he received from MAGA was so severe, by Tuesday he pretended he had only meant he was done talking about Epstein for that segment. (Ooh, bad dog…)

When that effort to manipulate them failed, Donny tried scolding his followers. That didn’t work, either. So now the files are back and they’re real, although we’re assured there’s nothing in them. As of Wednesday morning, to hear Deep State Donny tell it, he doesn’t know what’s in the files except for a quick brief from Bondi, but he ALSO knows they’re boring. Then the Drumpfster said he was going to leave it to Pam Bondi to decide if the files should be released.

Yes, this is the same Pam Bondi who assured everybody the Epstein list was on her desk waiting to be reviewed (because who wouldn’t take their sweet time looking at THAT list?) before assuring everyone there is no list, but when MAGA wasn’t having any of that, the list suddenly reappeared. On Tuesday, even MAGA Mike the Johnson called for the release of the files, and that dude goes to great lengths to avoid “release.”

Donny says anything “credible” should be released, but he has also taken to calling it a hoax. He says only “bad people” want to see those files. Well, color me bad, then. I’ve known speed freaks with more credible stories. I agree with Elon on this one, “He should just release the files and point out which part is the hoax.” I’m still not buying a rolling crematorium, though.

At one point, the Drumpfster tried calling the people who want to see the files “stupid.” When you think about it, they want to see the files because they believed him. If they react half as badly to him calling them stupid for believing him as they react when I say they’re stupid for believing him, he’s in trouble. He has also taken to calling them “weaklings.”

A reporter asked 47 if he would consider a Special Counsel to investigate the Epstein files. His answer? “I have nothing to do with it,” as he dashed for the door. He has tried name calling, lying, threatening, lying some more, insulting, a few more lies, and manipulating. That pretty much sums up his entire negotiating strategy. I think next, he holds his breath until he turns blue, which would be a welcome change from his usual orange.

I’ll tell you this: this cover-up is so…professional, except where it’s not. It’s completely convincing except where it isn’t. Maybe these guys are trying to prove they know what they’re doing by demonstrating what it would look like if they they didn’t – because it sure looks like they don’t…