A MILLION more files? Good Lord, when the FBI – the old one, the one that did the job – got going, they didn’t mess around, eh? Team Evil has just announced the “discovery” of over a million new Trump/Epstein files from the Southern District of New York (SDNY).
“Wait, the Trump/Epstein files?”
“Yeah, the dude likes to slap his disgusting name on everything and he insists his name come first. I just beat him to the punch on this one. I think time will show how correct that is, too.”
Apparently, it’s going to take them a few more weeks to dig through them and redact Donny’s name from the possibly thousands and thousands of times mentioned. (Possible hyperbole alert, there. Possible.)

Donny said he had never been on Epstein’s plane. Well, that was just a lie and now the world has the documents to prove it. Word is, Donny traveled on Epstein’s plane to an island neighboring Epstein’s island, too. Do you believe Donny got so close to Epstein’s island for some reason that did not include going to the island? Wanna buy a bridge?

The (in)Justice Department is pretending to work feverishly to get all the Trump/Epstein files out in a timely fashion and for all the world to see, so long as it takes as long as possible to process them and the world doesn’t see anything. Meanwhile, Donny seems to be feeling the pressure when it comes to these files. Nothing he has tried has worked. He can’t deflect from his involvement. Every time he tries, some new tidbit comes out that supports his participation.

Hell, from my point of view, revelations keep making things worse for him. I’ve already moved from 47 as participant to 47 as purveyor because of the information being uncovered – and that’s while the DOJ is doing it’s ridiculously incompetent best to protect him…

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Before we get too far from these Trump/Epstein files, did you see what Donny wrote on Christmas? His Christmas wish to the world? Sometimes, Donny gives up the game when he doesn’t mean to. He wrote: “Merry Christmas to all (that part’s nice), including the many Sleazebags (Oh, oh, here we go.) who loved Jeffrey Epstein (like DJT), gave him bundles of money (DJT), went to his Island (DJT), attended his parties (DJT), and thought he was the greatest guy on earth (DJT), only to ‘drop him like a dog’ when things got too HOT, falsely claimed they had nothing to do with him (DJT), didn’t know him (DJT), said he was a disgusting person (DJT), and then blame, of course, President Donald J. Trump (sic), who was actually the only one who did drop Epstein, and long before it became fashionable to do so.”

That’s a long paragraph because that’s what rambling looks like. If you ask me, it was awfully helpful of him to lay out so many details of the relationship…

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Donny The Dotard has faced numerous scandals since descending that escalator on that dark day in 2015. For reasons that defy all attempts and reasonable explanation, he has managed to lie his way out of the vast majority of them. But these days, there are two that seem to have stuck: The Trump/Epstein Files and the economy.

Most of his other scandals have been less in-your-face. He can lie about boats in the Caribbean, for example, because MAGA isn’t in the Caribbean. But MAGA IS in grocery stores and it doesn’t matter how many times he says prices are down when their wallets are so much lighter at the checkout stand.

MAGA media has worked as hard as they could to protect Donny from the reality of the Trump/Epstein files, too, but the more information that leaks out – and it’s legion, at this point – the harder it is to pretend the Trump/Epstein bromance was in any way innocent.

Donny seems to be feeling the weight of not one, but two millstones around his neck. It’s possible he can still survive the Trump/Epstein Files and the economy – the devil takes care of his own, after all – but if a third crisis rears it’s ugly head, and it sticks, I suspect Donny will be sunk, once and for all. C’mon third crisis…

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There’s this woman, Tina Peters. MAGA, to no one’s surprise. She really, really wanted Donny to win the 2020 election. So, with all of the integrity of a standard MAGA, she cheated. She was found guilty in a Colorado court of allowing a man to misuse a security card to access to the Mesa County election system and for being deceptive about that person’s identity. In truth, it was a team of people and they were so confident in what they were doing, they even ordered lunch in.

It turns out they worked with Mike Lindell, the failed pillow guy who just can’t conceive that Donny might have lost, despite easily having been the worst President in history until this current clown. Lindell has been shouting into the wind about having evidence the election was rigged, but has yet to show even a single legitimate document supporting his claims. Lindell is lying. Peters lied, too.

Peters ended up being convicted on three counts of attempting to influence a public servant, one count of conspiracy to commit criminal impersonation, first-degree official misconduct, violation of duty, and failing to comply with the secretary of state. She was sentenced to nine years in prison.

Our moronic misleader doesn’t understand why she should be in prison just for helping him cheat in the election. He thinks she should be free to cheat again. So, he wrote her a pardon. It was performative. He thought it might pressure state officials to release her from their state prison on all of those state charges. His big problem? “State.” It turns out, he has no pardon authority over state crimes and Colorado helpfully reminded him of the fact – then refused to release Peters.

Then Colorado had some wild fires. As it happens, the fires occurred in a district represented by a Republican. Donny denied requests for assistance anyway. He’s now tying emergency aid to Colorado’s willingness to free felons from prison? Well, at least that’s the speculation. They haven’t said so specifically. In fact, they promised their decision was policy, not politics, which, coming from Team Evil, practically guarantees the decision was politics, not policy. Or that the policy IS politics. Take your pick.

These are MAGA voters he’s leaving twisting in the wind. I approve. They get to see what they voted for. They get to feel what they voted for. Maybe, just maybe, they’ll start to realize that they can stay conservative without supporting a politician that won’t support them. He has already moved soy farmers from productive, self-sustaining workers to welfare recipients. Now he’s doing the same to MAGA in Colorado. I’m watching to see how much abuse MAGA will absorb, but then, I’m often startled by how much abuse some people will take…