I can’t say it surprises me, much, that people want to kill President Pedo. I can’t support political violence, but I’d be lying if I said I was surprised. (At this point, I’m looking forward to his trials. I want to see him in an orange jumpsuit. If someone succeeds at killing him, they’re robbing me of my chance. Let him watch while we tear his vile name off of everything he has slapped it on to.)

The part that DOES surprise me is that THIS intruder is reported by family members to come from “a family of Trump supporters.” So, naturally, the right has to blame the left. No, it doesn’t make any sense. Logic is opposition in MAGA land. He apparently bought the gun he brought on the way to Mar-a-Lardo where he died. (I thought there was a waiting period.) The would-be shooter’s cousin said the guy didn’t even know how to use a gun.

There’s something that bothers me about this. The shooter probably left home on his final journey on Feb 21 at around 8:00 at night. The family had missing person flyers printed up and distributed by 7:00 am on Feb 22. It was noted that the family reported the guy missing at 1:38 am, mere minutes after the shooting. The kid was 21 years old. I believe I’d think of a lot of other, more likely, possibilities before jumping to “missing person” after, literally, a couple of hours of not knowing where he was.

It causes me to think there was something going on with this kid we haven’t heard about yet AND I suspect the family has more information than they’re sharing at this time. I didn’t know cops would even TAKE a missing person report on a 21 year-old who stayed out past his curfew. The family made a pretty public show of “looking for” their “missing person.” I know, tin foil hat stuff. But it’s a pretty aggressive reaction to a rather banal occurrence. I suspect we haven’t heard all of the information yet. Stay tuned…

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A massive blizzard is hitting the Northeast, with New York City expected to receive possible record-setting snowfall. That’s a miserable experience. People are being told to stay home and shelter in place. That means the only people on the streets for the next couple of days are low-paid, “essential” workers, probably cops, and – for some reason – weather reporters.

I understand people want to see the weather conditions. So point a camera out the window. Let the poor reporter do a voice-over. Nah. “Hey, Bob, that’s one hell of a snowstorm out there! I hear it will freeze your skin in about twelve seconds. How ’bout you get yourself outside for the next report?”
“Experts recommend staying indoors, there, Dan.”
“Yeah, experts like you. You’re going to recommend the same thing – from outdoors.”
It’s kind of dumb.

I hear travel is expected to be a challenge. Actually, the words I heard were “nearly impossible.” Flights are cancelled. Roads are closed. It’s a mess. I don’t mean to be smug, but it’s times like this, I’m glad I live in California. Of course, in a few months, California will likely be on fire and I’ll be less sanguine.

I blame Trump. It’s all his fault. How come Trump didn’t protect Americans from this record-setting blizzard? No, I don’t really. I just got the idea from MAGA because you just KNOW they’d be blaming Biden. But all kidding aside, it really IS awesome that Trump is pumping up global warming with his policies. I mean, we were only applying light pressure to the brakes anyway, but now his foot is firmly on the global warming accelerator and it’s pressed to the floor. That way, we can count on more and more record setting weather events. Thanks, MAGA…

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Sometimes, it seems like he’s attacking the economy on purpose. The Supremely corrupt court struck down Trump’s illegal tariffs, as they should have done. The stock market started going up on the news, indicating that rich people REALLY don’t like the tariffs. So, Donny, being the mind he is, added new tariffs! At least the quality of his work remains steady. It’s horrifyingly bad, but it’s steady…

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So, Jalisco, Mexico is in upheaval. The government killed a cartel leader that went by the name “El Mencho.” I checked my Spanish/English dictionary. “El Mencho” doesn’t have a specific meaning in Spanish. Apparently, it was just an alias the guy used. But in Yiddish, there’s a word; Mensch. It refers to a person of great honor and integrity.

That sounds like exactly the kind of sobriquet a drug lord might grant himself. “Yes, yes, I murder at the drop of a hat and sell a product likely to kill people and ruin lives but I’m a person of great honor and integrity.” What a Shmendrick. (Apologies. I have no business attempting humor with Yiddish.)

Mexico blew up after the killing. Violence broke out in twenty of Mexico’s thirty-one states. It’s expected the violence will continue, now, as the power vacuum needs to be filled. Will that cartel continue under new leadership or will it splinter off into new, smaller groups that now need to do battle for ultimate control? Man, the love of money really IS the root of all evil…

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Quick question: do you think the Dems will show up for the State of the Union Address? I heard a suggestion that every Dem should give their seat to a Trump/Epstein survivor. I like that idea but I don’t know if it’s legal. I think just not going and having that entire side of the gallery empty would send a great message, too. It seems the whole thing will just be a waste of time, since we all know the speech he plans to give.

He’s great (of course). His work is perfect. All of the problems are someone else’s fault. Ignore your eyes, the nation is in great shape. He’s really great. Oh, and we can’t skip the standards. He was robbed in 2020, which was just so unfair and J6 was obviously a day of love. He didn’t even know his best friend, Jeffrey Epstein. He had no idea what Epstein was about and to prove it, called the police to say he knew, along with everybody else, what Epstein was about.

Everybody’s out to get him, probably because he’s so great. Any charge against him is a Democrat hoax and all of that evidence against him is made up. The SCOTUS is made up of traitors who have supported him with near-perfect reliability until they ruled against his tariffs and became horrible, disloyal human beings. How dare they enforce the Constitution instead of his awesome greatness? The world owes his poor, picked-on self a million, no a billion, no trillions of dollars because he’s so picked-on.

He’s totally great and no, he does NOT sleep during meetings. His eyelids need inspection on a regular basis and that’s all he’s doing. You call it blather, he calls it the weave. He sure is awesome and everybody wishes they were him. No, he’s not crapping his diaper in public, even though he has the same look on his face as a baby crapping their diaper where ever they happen to be. Everyone near him just randomly decided to hold their noses at the same time. Coincidence. Oh, has he mentioned he’s great?

He’s a star, you see, so they let him do it. (Apparently, “let him do it” means civil lawsuits and criminal investigations. He might not mention that part.) It’s terrible what Joe Biden did to him. Or Obama. Or Hillary. Cause he won and everybody knows he won. (He uses the “I just know it” standard and that’s a hard one to overcome.)

Let’s see, he’s perfect, everything he has done is perfect. His work is perfect. Any evidence to the contrary doesn’t count because it’s a Democrat hoax. Democrats are incompetent fools who couldn’t do anything right – except thwart him with hoaxes all day, every day. But oh, man, is he great.

Yeah, I’ve seen that speech. More than once…