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A Peek Into Moral Failing…

by MyBaconPress

When Donny was terrorizing his base by insisting foreign countries were emptying their prisons of the worst of the worst and sending them to the US, he called it a “bad thing.” But now, he claims he’s rounding up the worst of the worst in the US and sending THEM to foreign countries. Suddenly, sending your worst to someone else isn’t bad anymore. Imagine how the countries receiving these planeloads must feel.

Fortunately for them, Donny is lying about his victims being the worst of the worst. Many of them are very fine people so their new host countries aren’t really in any increased danger…

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Hey, the evil founder of the evil Heritage Foundation, Edwin J. Feulner, has died at age 83. See? It’s NOT all bad news…

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I get that the whole kiss cam thing is fun and all, but that guy’s wife, soon to be ex-wife, is likely not having as much fun with it as the rest of us – and it just keeps getting shoved back in her face while the rest of us play. I feel badly for her. But now he’s going to have to support her in the lifestyle to which she’s become accustomed – and that’s CEO level. But he’s not a CEO anymore and may not be again. This seems like it’s going to be one of the more costly affairs in the history of affairs…

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A pedophile, a rapist, and a thief walk into a bar.
The bartender looks up and says, “Hiya, Donald…”

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There’s a “tell.” A tell is a behavior that gives away the strength of a player’s hand in poker. The GOP KNOWS the things they’re doing are unpopular. They KNOW that if people could, people would retaliate at the ballot box. They KNOW they would be out on their ears. The tell? They’re planning to gerrymander Texas (and probably other states, as well) to protect control of Congress in a way they couldn’t manage on policy or popularity alone. They’re cheating.

I hope I don’t sound surprised. Cheating is the order of the day in MAGAmerica. It means that even THEY know they suck so they dare not leave it to democracy. This is why I shake my head when people talk about strategies for future “elections.” They’re telling us – to our faces – “Yeah, we’re going to go ahead and cheat, and there’s nothing you can do to stop us so, ha, ha,” and people STILL think maybe we can get ’em in the next election.

We’re not voting our way out of this one. The GOP is working overtime to make sure of it. That warning from JFK is just getting louder. “Those who make peaceful revolution impossible, will make violent revolution inevitable.” Every day, the GOP is working to make peaceful revolution – a revolution at the ballot box – impossible…

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Donny wants the Washington Commanders football team and the Cleveland Guardians baseball team to change their names back to the original Washington Redskins and Cleveland Indians. It could just be an old, old, like, VERY old man pining away for ‘the way things used to be.’

But remember, The Drumpfster’s name is all over the Epstein files as he and Epstein were very good friends. He really should release the files he promised to release…

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Jeez, I’m getting tired of the idiots. Putin won’t stop attacking Ukraine. Netanyahu won’t stop attacking Gaza. Donny won’t stop attacking America. They’re ALL so locked into their own, selfish positions, they seem unable to reconsider their behavior, nor the consequences of their actions. Maybe they can all share a cell together, after…

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We keep hearing reports that ICE is being cruel to it’s victims in their various concentration camps and gulags. Decent human beings wonder why ICE has to be so cruel so, here’s your clue: the cruelty IS the point. It’s supposed to discourage undocumented people from coming or staying in the US. It’s domestic terrorism…

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Dear MAGA,
At the end of WWII, suddenly, nobody in Germany knew anything about being Nazi. Nobody confessed to being Nazi. Nobody knew what the Nazis were doing. Everyone claimed wide-eyed innocence. You know, the same strategy YOU plan to use about MAGA once Cadet Bone-spurs goes the way of the Little Corporal.

But here’s the thing. They had written letters. They had participated in events. They had gleefully attended the rallies. They publicly supported the immorality and crimes against humanity. Everybody knew who the Nazis were. During the war, they were proud to be Nazis.

Their families knew they were Nazis the same way your family knows your MAGA. Their friends knew they were Nazis the same way your friends know you’re MAGA. They tried to hide their swastika armbands and blend into the crowd, hoping to evade responsibility for their dedicated and loyal support of evil. Yeah, you’ll burn your red hats and try to blend into the crowd.

I know. Right now, you’re thinking, “Never!” That’s the same thing the Nazis thought when they were winning. Then they lost and the once-proud Nazis scurried to the shadows the way rats do. The longer you support this nightmare, the darker the corner you’re going to need to find once it’s over. The law came for them and the law will come for you – and everybody knows who you are…

The New Paradigm…

by MyBaconPress

It’s weird, I know, but I kind of “get” where Paramount is coming from. In one sense, they’re as much a victim of Donny’s cruel regime as any of the rest of us. I don’t even approve of the constant, ongoing consolidation in ownership of media. Hell, that’s part of what got us into this mess in the first place – corrupted airwaves. But if that IS the current paradigm – and it is – then Paramount is just doing what the other corporations have been doing for quite some time: merging.

I think they’re wrong to cancel Colbert, but I suspect THEY think they’re wrong to cancel Colbert. These people are greedy, not stupid. One does NOT kill off their cash cow blithely. They just have no choice. If you’re doing big business and you want to make a deal, you’ve got to get 47’s beak a little wet and, just for good measure, punish one of Donny’s enemies. Sure, it’s corruption at its worst but that’s the way MAGA wants things and that’s the way things are.

I didn’t realize “drain the swamp” was only the precursor to refilling it with fresh and revitalized swamp juice and a whole new generation of new and improved swamp monsters. Thanks, MAGA…

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Look, I get this. We’re all starting to voice, in private conversation, thoughts I can’t legally write in this space. Americans want Donny out and, increasingly, we don’t care how. This Epstein thing seemed to be a possibility. MAGA got mad at 47 right along with better Americans and the pressure has built and remained. It really IS his own doing. HE is the one who promised, and promised, and promised, AND promised to release the Epstein files, exposing all of the rich and powerful men who think statutory rape is an awesome way to demonstrate their untouchable status.

Then Elon says the Drumpfster is in the files and suddenly the Drumpfster won’t release them. He released parts everybody had seen before so, really, a re-release, then declared it a done deal. He has suggested he might release some bits that don’t really relate to the public interest but based on everything everybody knows about the guy, there’s little to no doubt that Elon wasn’t wrong. Donny IS in those files. Probably a LOT. So Donny said no.

This is a common sense thing. The best way – the ONLY way – to prove he isn’t in the files is to release the files. He adamantly will not release the files. IF he could prove his innocence by releasing the files but won’t? Is there some other reason possible?

MAGA is all in a dither about it. Some have burned their MAGA hats. Some have publicly declared they will no longer bend the knee to him. Some have said some pretty harsh words about him. As this scene has played out, Americans have been joining in. It SEEMED like this might be an opportunity to maybe get through to a MAGA with some actual facts. It certainly IS uncomfortable for 47.

In the end, I suspect MAGA is going to remain disappointed in him on this one, but realize he’s still their Precious and they’ll stick by his side. They’re not trying to decide if they should renounce him. They’re trying to find a way to accept that he is a pedophile and continue to stand with him. Remember, this is the crowd that killed their own parents during Covid just to ensure he got the political “win.”

They’ve already accepted and approved of the fact that he’s a rapist so how much harder is it going to be to just add the word “statutory” and keep on keeping on? That was the whole point of chipping away at MAGA morality over the last 40+ years. Hell, they can buy new hats…

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Donny seems to be having tremendous success cornering the market in coal. It helps that nobody is trying to stop him or even compete with him. Every intelligent person on the planet knows that renewables are the future, so of course Donny’s all in on fossil fuels. Why go forward when you can go backwards, right?

Just to make sure it’s the dumbest possible move, he’s ALSO doing everything he can to eliminate renewable energy technologies from the US. Leave that to all of the other countries. Let THEM be “stuck” with the advantages while the US continues to be mired in the muck of coal…

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I keep seeing stories about how the budget shows a surplus month over month. Sure it does. The government stopped paying it’s bills. ANYBODY can have a lovely balance sheet if they don’t pay their bills – for a short while. But at some point, the lights get shut off and no water flows from the faucets.

Right now, we’re in the “put it back in the mailbox” stage, but pretty soon? It’s going to be lights out…

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Color me disappointed, but not surprised, that the toady Congress voted to claw back money from PBS. Donny doesn’t see the value in PBS. He doesn’t watch it, the words are too big. The US is quickly running out of valid, non-partisan sources of information. That’s not an accident. Donny said he loves the poorly educated and he wants the entire country to be as dumb as him.

This MAGA Congress is so servile it’s disgusting. Even when they KNOW they’re doing wrong, they do it. They KNOW they’re attacking their own constituents and they KNOW there might be a backlash so they’re preparing to gerrymander Texas in an effort to keep their phony-baloney jobs. (Dear MAGA, the previous sentence was a lesson in they’re, there, and their. You’re welcome.)

After the revolution, our new Constitution needs to specify that congressional districts need to be as close to square-shaped as possible. Gerrymandering is an affront to democracy…

Epstein Really Won’t Die…

by MyBaconPress

Well, it just keeps getting weirder, doesn’t it? Look, it makes sense to me that if one is part of a shady group that traffics in, or benefits from, underage women forced into prostitution, there might be some private, inside jokes, doesn’t it? Here’s one the Wall Street Journal (WSJ) is attributing to our inglorious misleader, the Drumpfster:

According to the WSJ, Donny was asked by Epstein’s girlfriend and co-conspirator, Ghislaine Maxwell, to submit a letter to a collection from Epstein’s friends. She put them into a leather bound volume. Nice gift, really, if only the topic was less sordid. The page from Donny to Epstein was said to include a drawing of a nude woman and “a typewritten note said to be styled as an imaginary conversation between Trump and Epstein.

“Voice Over: There must be more to life than having everything,” the note reportedly began.
Donald: Yes, there is, but I won’t tell you what it is.
Jeffrey: Nor will I, since I also know what it is.
Donald: We have certain things in common, Jeffrey.
Jeffrey: Yes, we do, come to think of it.
Donald: Enigmas never age, have you noticed that?
Jeffrey: As a matter of fact, it was clear to me the last time I saw you.
Donald: A pal is a wonderful thing. Happy Birthday – and may every day be another wonderful secret.“

47 has filed a lawsuit against the WSJ. HE says he knows nothing about it. Of course, he also says he doesn’t know who appointed Jerome Powell Fed Chair. Spoilers: it was him. HE says he doesn’t know who negotiated the US-Mexico-Canada Agreement (USMCA). It was him. I must admit, I was surprised he filed. Now there can be depositions all around. Under oath. On the Epstein Affair.

Oh, yeah, the Epstein Affair. He found a new trick. He said he ordered Pam Bondi to release the transcripts of the Grand Jury testimony. She said she would – right after the judge gave the okay. Here’s the thing, the Grand Jury testimony is mostly about Epstein and Maxwell. It’s not about the rich and powerful people who were availing themselves of Epstein’s victims and continue to be protected by other rich and powerful people. Worse, Grand Jury testimony is commonly NOT released.

Every American wants to see the client list. Most MAGA want to see it, too. Epstein didn’t keep a client list? Maxwell did. Even if one didn’t use Maxwell’s little black book, the FBI could MAKE the list based on the DVDs that were found at Epstein’s properties during the FBI raid. We don’t need to see the videos. We don’t need to know the victim’s names. We want confirmation on who these men were – and we already know some of them.

Donald J. Trump, for example. We KNOW he was there many times. We KNOW he was very good friends with Epstein for years and years. We KNOW Donny knew what Epstein was about. It remains to be seen as to how MAGA will react to this latest trick. I suspect they’ll give him a little time, since he said he might release something. When he doesn’t? They’ll get irritated again, but then what?

One of the biggest faults I see in this whole play is this: MAGA has no where to go. Sure, they’re pissed off at Donny right now as they discover he’s every bit as “Deep State” as any other politician, but what are they going to do, vote AOC? And just to be sure MAGA has no where to go, I’m sure the Democrats are out there, beating the bushes looking for their next sure-fire candidate – a black, trans, half Jewish, half Muslim woman who espouses abortions for all and a complete open border…

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I’ve heard some grumbling about how Deep State Donny is cowing the media with threats and lawsuits. What I’m watching feels more like the Capitalist-owned, corporate media is willingly standing down. I suspect that the ‘Capitalist-owned, corporate media’ part is the reason. The latest co-conspirator? CBS. 47 filed a lawsuit against them, whining that ’60 minutes’ had edited an interview with Kamala Harris that made 47 look bad. CBS doesn’t need to do that. He makes himself look bad by the minute. But that was his claim and he sued for $20 billion dollars.

Everybody knew CBS was going to win in a walk. Everybody knew CBS had only engaged in standard practices, made no effort to distort the interview, made no effort to smear 47 and would easily win their case – so CBS settled. They gave him $16 million dollars. Oh, AND they canceled ‘The Late Show’ with Stephen Colbert. In fairness CBS doesn’t deserve, Colbert DID call the $16 million dollar bribe payment a $16 million dollar bribe payment.

CBS said it was a “financial decision.” That’s a kind of truth, if you stand on your head and look at it just the right way. The Late Show is the late night ratings leader. Colbert is VERY popular. The show was making money. If the decision had anything to do with the show, itself, it was essentially killing a cash cow. Yes, that IS a “financial decision,” but it’s a very, very stupid one. Maybe there is some other financial consideration, yes?

See, CBS wants to merge with another company, Skydance, and they need FCC approval to do so. The FCC is ultimately controlled by – wait for it – Deep State Donny and he doesn’t LIKE Stephen Colbert. (He doesn’t like anybody smarter than him so, just about everybody.) The merger is worth billions to the execs at CBS. Since no big business he can interfere with gets done without getting Donny’s beak wet, the $16 million was a small price to pay. Firing Colbert was just the cherry on top.

Frankly, if I was Skydance, I’d be pissed off that Paramount just hurt the value of the deal by canceling one of the more popular shows on the network. But Donny’s a petulant child everyone has to placate, lest he wish them into the corn field, so Colbert had to go. There’s speculation ‘The Daily Show’ is next, since Donny doesn’t like Jon Stewart, either.

I hope, after the revolution, that we, the people put some controls on the abuses of wealth. We had them once. The guardrails made America great in the first place. Let’s do that again…

They’re Here, They’re Gone, They’re Back…

by MyBaconPress

Our story so far: the DOJ released a statement that declared there are no Epstein files and that the old pervert definitely killed himself. They released a video of some jail cells and they pretended it was “raw” footage of Epstein’s cell. It was supposed to prove nobody entered the cell the night Epstein died. But there was a minute missing. It was easy to see. The time-stamp jumped from 11:58:58 to midnight.

That got people who know about these things to start digging into the footage. It took them a very short time to discover the so-called “raw” footage had been manipulated – badly. They even know the software that was used to do it. THEN it turned out it wasn’t one bit, slightly altered. It’s two different videos spliced together. THEN it turned out, it wasn’t even showing Epstein’s cell.

There were definitely files on Jeffery Epstein, before there weren’t. 47 was definitely, positively going to release that list before he wasn’t. Then the list didn’t exist, but only for a short time. It’s back again but now was written by James Comey, Obama, Hillary, and maybe Biden. Epstein was arrested the second time on July 7, 2019. Donny was playing ‘President’ at the time. WHY would he ask Obama, Hillary, and maybe Biden to write the report? It wasn’t even their job. But, hey, the idea was floated. It sank.

So, when THAT didn’t discourage interest, Deep State Donny contacted some of the MAGA influencers, Charlie Kirk, for one, and got them to back off in hopes the base would back off. On Monday, Kirk declared he was “done talking about the Epstein files for now.” (Good dog.) The backlash he received from MAGA was so severe, by Tuesday he pretended he had only meant he was done talking about Epstein for that segment. (Ooh, bad dog…)

When that effort to manipulate them failed, Donny tried scolding his followers. That didn’t work, either. So now the files are back and they’re real, although we’re assured there’s nothing in them. As of Wednesday morning, to hear Deep State Donny tell it, he doesn’t know what’s in the files except for a quick brief from Bondi, but he ALSO knows they’re boring. Then the Drumpfster said he was going to leave it to Pam Bondi to decide if the files should be released.

Yes, this is the same Pam Bondi who assured everybody the Epstein list was on her desk waiting to be reviewed (because who wouldn’t take their sweet time looking at THAT list?) before assuring everyone there is no list, but when MAGA wasn’t having any of that, the list suddenly reappeared. On Tuesday, even MAGA Mike the Johnson called for the release of the files, and that dude goes to great lengths to avoid “release.”

Donny says anything “credible” should be released, but he has also taken to calling it a hoax. He says only “bad people” want to see those files. Well, color me bad, then. I’ve known speed freaks with more credible stories. I agree with Elon on this one, “He should just release the files and point out which part is the hoax.” I’m still not buying a rolling crematorium, though.

At one point, the Drumpfster tried calling the people who want to see the files “stupid.” When you think about it, they want to see the files because they believed him. If they react half as badly to him calling them stupid for believing him as they react when I say they’re stupid for believing him, he’s in trouble. He has also taken to calling them “weaklings.”

A reporter asked 47 if he would consider a Special Counsel to investigate the Epstein files. His answer? “I have nothing to do with it,” as he dashed for the door. He has tried name calling, lying, threatening, lying some more, insulting, a few more lies, and manipulating. That pretty much sums up his entire negotiating strategy. I think next, he holds his breath until he turns blue, which would be a welcome change from his usual orange.

I’ll tell you this: this cover-up is so…professional, except where it’s not. It’s completely convincing except where it isn’t. Maybe these guys are trying to prove they know what they’re doing by demonstrating what it would look like if they they didn’t – because it sure looks like they don’t…

GOP Priorities…

by MyBaconPress

It kind of sums up GOP priorities, doesn’t it? The GOP in Texas keeps insisting that nothing could be done to warn people about the flood that was coming. They just didn’t have the needed tools in place. They’ve spent YEARS refusing to PUT the needed tools in place. Why? Well, that would be too expensive.

Apparently, they consider the deaths of over 100 people “less expensive.” THAT’S a loss they can absorb, the deaths of others. Just don’t try to touch their money. Yep, it sums up GOP priorities nicely…

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It sounded like booing to me. The First Felon polluted the World Cup finals where he was roundly booed by the crowd. Several times, in fact. In fairness, he DID receive some salutes, but as far as I could see, they were of the one-finger variety. Some of his supporters, that is, people who back criminals, rapists, and alleged pedophiles, tried to pretend it was cheering. You can even hear some whistling as they tried to overpower the crowd – but it was a BIG crowd and, clearly, the vast majority really doesn’t like that guy, proving that most of America is still more decent than MAGA.

That didn’t stop him from crashing Chelsea’s trophy lift, though. He walked out onto the pitch with FIFA president Gianni Infantino to present the competition’s trophy, individual awards, and runners-up medals. When it came time to celebrate the win with a team photo, Infantino left the stage so the team could have their moment. 47 stayed. Infantino tried to get Donny to leave. He didn’t. He just stood there, grinning like the buffoon he is, not caring that he was crashing their big moment. The dude just ruins everything.

I wonder how much money American taxpayers shelled out for Donny and the rest of Team Evil to enjoy a luxury box at the World Cup. What, you thought HE paid for it?

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Deep State Donny sure is making an effort to make the Epstein file scandal go away – and that’s saying something. That guy doesn’t make an effort at anything other than crime and/or golf – which I hear he plays badly so he cheats.

He’s the one who stoked the fire. He’s the one who rang the alarm bells. He’s the one who promised to release the files. But he’s also the one claiming they don’t exist. He’s also the one insisting people should just look at something else. He’s also the one saying the files that don’t exist were written by Obama, maybe Hillary.

It’s a kind of a-la-cart offering of lies for the cover-up. MAGA can find one they like and cling to it like a life preserver as they’re being swept away in a GOP-induced flood. Actual, legitimate journalists reported on the seizure of materials from Epstein’s various houses. We KNOW they exist. Ghislaine Maxwell’s little black book exists – or did.

Now there’s no “there” there? So why is Maxwell in prison? She was convicted of participating in a sex trafficking ring that never existed? (Spoiler alert, look for an impending pardon for her.) They’ve tried everything, man. Well, everything except releasing the files. Releasing the files is the ONLY way to prove there’s nothing in them, at this point.

Everyone remember – because Deep State Donny wants you to forget – the Epstein Files are real. They exist, or they did. They implicate a large number of very powerful men – men for whom “party” is less important than privilege. Donny’s one of them, in my opinion. Why do I think so? Donny wouldn’t lift a finger to help someone else if he didn’t benefit as well. He doesn’t give two figs about anyone else – but he loves himself unconditionally. The ONLY person he’s trying to protect with all of this mendacious manipulation is himself…

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The cons are holding hearings attempting to “prove” that Joe Biden didn’t know about the pardons he ordered. If Autopen signed them, that’s all the proof they need. In fact, they don’t really need ANY proof. They thought of a scheme and that’s good enough for them. It ‘s so easy for them to ignore that fact the Biden is on record, clearly saying he ordered the pardons. He DID use Autopen to sign them – because there were so many.

But the GOP is STILL working an angle that suggests that if Biden didn’t sign them, he didn’t know about them. Ergo, they’re invalid. This is “important” to the cons, you see, because they have some political harassment to engage in if they’re going to “get even” with Dems for prosecuting their favorite felon, and the pardons are really cramping their efforts.

I’m not aware of any provisions that allow for the revocation of a pardon once it has been accepted, so I’m not sure what they think they’re doing. Of course, the legal toadies of the most corrupt, most-high court might rule anything in this nightmare MAGAmerica, but in OG America, rescinding pardons that have been accepted wasn’t possible. They’ll spend millions of taxpayer dollars on this pageantry, though…

Sex, Lies, and Video…

by MyBaconPress

It’s not very often one will find common ground between left and right, but the pervert Jeffery Epstein and his very good, allegedly pervert friend, Donald Trump, seem to be the great unifier. We ALL want to know what’s in the Epstein files. Maybe not for the same reason, but we all want to know. Donny said they would be released before backing off of that statement. Pam Bondi said she had the file on her desk being reviewed and it was just about to be released – then she claimed she meant something else and there IS no Epstein client list.

Whatever else may be true, Ghislaine Maxwell kept a binder, the so-called little black book of clients and contacts. Release that. That should be enough to give everyone the information they’re looking for. But, no. Suddenly, the Drumpfster has gone all “deep state” and is trying to cover up information. Worse, they’re lying about it – badly.

They released a video, supposedly untouched, of the surveillance camera keeping an eye on Epstein’s cell. In the bumbled cover-up, the video includes a segment in which the timestamp in the bottom left corner jumps from 11:58:58 to 12 midnight. It just…skips a minute. No good explanation for how that minute disappeared. We were told it was just the system resetting itself. We were told it does that every night at the same time. We were NOT shown any other videos that might support the seemingly fraudulent claim.

NOW, people who know about such things are saying the video was heavily doctored. They even know which editing tool was likely used as the thing was edited and saved “multiple times.” From ‘Wired:’ “The file appears to have been assembled from at least two source clips, saved multiple times, exported, and then uploaded to the DOJ’s website, where it was presented as “raw” footage.”

There are a LOT of accusations against 47 out there. I can’t say which might be true and which are not but there are a LOT of them and we all know the adage, ‘where there’s smoke, there’s fire.’ What we DO know is that Donny is not playing this straight. ‘Deep State Donny’ strikes again…

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Well, we seem to be moving into the next level of violence at this point. I’ll give him this, 47 seems to be moving at a very fast pace. Violence is on the table far sooner than I expected. In fairness, I’m sure the guy who allegedly shot at cowardly ICE agents raiding a farm provided the excuse the regime was looking for.

So, now the Felon has posted on his social media website, “I am giving Total Authorization for Ice to protect itself, just like they protect the Public.” Like so many of the word salads that spew from his lips, I don’t know what he means. These face-covered cowards are NOT protecting the public in any way, shape, or form. Does that mean they don’t have any authorization to protect themselves, either?

Of course not. They’ll come in even heavier-handed. Their “agent” cosplay STILL creates the problem of not knowing if one is dealing with actual cops or some bad guy posing as cops. Generally speaking, people have a right to defend themselves. So, if people start to defend themselves against the “maybe cops,” and the cops start “defending” themselves from their victims? Well, let the shooting begin, I guess…

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Listen, if ICE is going after criminals and rapists, I have a tip: there’s one currently living at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue in Washington DC. He’s old. He’s fat. He’s often orange. You can’t miss him. Oh, AND he’s an anchor baby. His mother was born in Scotland and immigrated to the US at age 18. He sometimes hides out at his lair in Florida, called Mar-a-Lardo.

He was best friends with a known pedophile for more than 15 years. He’s KNOWN to have been convicted in a real court of law for 34 felonies and he has been shown in another court that sexual assault is a thing he likes to do. That’s a REAL threat to US citizens, not some guy picking lettuce in Southern California. C’mon, ICE, do your job. Deport him. Now. Make America Safe Again…

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The Drumpfster doesn’t like Rosie O’Donnell and he hasn’t liked her for a long time. He knows she’s smarter than him and he doesn’t like that at all. From what I can see, she doesn’t much care for him, either. O’Donnell moved her family to Ireland in order to get away from the chaos that IS this moronic regime. She said some minor critical thing about him at the time and he handled it with the same grace and maturity with which he handles everything else: he threw a tantrum.

Now he says he’s looking at “revoking” O’Donnell’s citizenship. Rosie O’Donnell was born in Commack, New York. You know, in the USA. He posted: “Because of the fact that Rosie O’Donnell is not in the best interests of our Great Country, I am giving serious consideration to taking away her Citizenship.” I’ve got to tell you, I’m not even sure what ‘Rosie O’Donnell is not in the best interests of our Great Country’ even means, but it seems to mean he knows she doesn’t like him.

In response, O’Donnell said 47 “has always hated the fact that i see him for who he is – a criminal con man sexual abusing liar out to harm our nation to serve himself.” She added, “he is a dangerous old soulless man with dementia who lacks empathy compassion and basic humanity…”

Don’t sugar coat it like that, Rosie. Tell us how you really feel…

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Have you seen Whiskey Pete’s official announcement that the US is going to build more drones? It looks like one of those monster truck show advertisements: “SUNDAY, SUNDAY, SUNDAY!” complete with Metallica playing in the background. Drones flying all around him, he steadily walks forward while talking tough about things he doesn’t understand. At one very dramatic point, he reaches up and takes a piece of paper from a drone, the order he’s planning to sign.

I guess it was supposed to look inspirational. Really, it just looked stupid and overdone. But then, what about this regime doesn’t look stupid and overdone?

Team Evil In Action…

by MyBaconPress

To hear them tell it, Republicans sure would like to know who passed that damned Big Beautiful Bill. None of them seem to know what was in it and the more they find out, the less they like. None of them seem to have read it. None of them seem to know who added what, and NONE of them seem to know why they voted for it. It’s all just a mystery…

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Despite the way people from south of our border are being treated – that is, VERY badly – when GOP-induced disaster hit Texas in the form of floods, Mexico sent rescuers to help. They’ve set aside the terrible, inhuman treatment and sent help. Generally speaking, Mexicans seem to be better people than MAGA. No wonder MAGA hates them so much.

Meanwhile, Team Evil sent help, too – the very next three days later! Kristi Noem had to sign off on the expense as it was expected to exceed the allotted $100,000 and she wasn’t to be bothered during her three-day weekend. Once she DID sign off, though, FEMA – or what’s left of it – sprang into action the best he could…

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Grok. What a crock. Grok is Elon’s AI. Apparently, in the billionaire set, you’re nothing if you don’t have your own AI. In Elon’s case, he’s nothing anyway, but he has his own AI. He said he wanted his to be free of all that woke nonsense so he had the programming altered to take out any reference to DEIA and other woke silliness. The result? Nazi/MAGA!

Grok told one user how to break into someone else’s home. Grok explained how to rape a woman. Grok started calling itself MechaHitler and spewing anti-Semitic tropes. It calls for harsh, over the top punishments for small infractions. It became, in essence, a Nazi. It was a rather perfect, accidental experiment. We get to see how AI responds to a lack of empathy: Nazi.

Interestingly, we’ve seen how MAGA responds to a lack of empathy as well, empathy having been removed from MAGA thinking by decades of MAGA media conditioning. Nazi! Or the next best, um, worst, thing – MAGA! MAGA doesn’t like being compared to the Nazis and I don’t blame them but if it looks like a duck and walks like a duck and Sieg Heils like a fucking duck, it’s very clearly a Nazi duck.

Dear MAGA, if you don’t want to be compared to Nazis, stop acting like Nazis. It’s pretty simple, really…

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To tell you the truth, I feel kind of badly for MAGA when it comes to the Epstein files. They’re STILL going to defend him, obviously. But now? Now they know – they KNOW – they’re very likely defending a pedophile. No, they won’t say so to you, but they know it.

They’ve defended his lying mouth, speaking blasphemies. They’ve defended him as a convicted felon. They’ve defended him as an adjudicated rapist. They’ve defended him as an overt racist, and now? NOW they get to defend him as a pedo. He sure does make it hard for them to love him. Somehow, though, like any abused spouse, I suspect they’ll manage…

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Did you SEE that disgusting scene in which Netanyahu gave The First Felon a copy of a letter he had sent to the Nobel committee nominating 47 for the Nobel Peace Prize? A war criminal, actively involved in attempted genocide, nominated his co-conspirator, the guy who enables the whole thing by sending more and more weapons, for the Nobel Peace Prize? Priceless.

Next thing you know, Donny will be threatening to bomb the Nobel committee into compliance. That ought to do it…

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Here’s a photo of MAGA sweetheart Stephen Miller visiting the newly opened GOP concentration camp, Alligator Alcatraz:

A face of evil at a holding camp...

No, wait… that can’t be right. MAGA hasn’t issued uniforms yet. Let me check my notes. Oh, right, that’s Heinrich Himmler, Hitler’s evil advisor. Sorry for the confusion. It’s funny, when I look at Stephen Miller, I always see Heinrich Himmler. I mean, look at these two, side by side:

Evil Stephen Miller Evil Heinrich Himmler

Except for the hairline, eyes, ears, nose, mouth, mustache, general head shape, and glasses, these two could be the same guy. I mean, EVERY time I see Miller, I see Himmler. It must be the evil aura they exude. Both are/were 5 feet 9 inches short and both weigh/weighed around 150 pounds. Maybe that’s it. Little, evil weasels, intent on “getting even” with their high school bullies by attacking people who had nothing to do with it.

Anyway, MAGA is SO PROUD of their Alligator Alcatraz, a place where they can punish and torture people who haven’t done anything wrong, but were born the wrong color. I’m SURE I’ve heard about that before, in history. It just seems so… familiar to me. Where have I heard of that before, throwing human beings into prison camps based on their ethnicity with no access to lawyers or due process? Give me a minute. It’ll come to me.

Dear MAGA, if you don’t want to be compared to Nazis, stop acting like Nazis…

Cover-Ups…

by MyBaconPress

Oh. Okay. Well, that’s that, then, eh? Um… no. I don’t believe there is no Epstein client list. Do you? There has been an Epstein client list since Epstein was arrested. THIS regime kept promising to release it just as soon as they finished their review. WE just weren’t allowed to see it. Why? Because so many people on there, allegedly including 47, were rich and powerful. If you will recall, at the time the FBI searched Epstein’s place, they found stacks of secretly recorded DVD’s, each dated and labeled with a man’s name and the underage woman he was with.

Even if Epstein himself never made a list, the FBI did. Oh, and we can’t forget, Ghislaine Maxwell kept a “little black book.” Everybody knows Donny and Epstein were very good friends for around 15 years. Apparently, they had some things in common, like women, some of whom, according to the Drumpfster, “were on the younger side.”

In a recent dust-up, Elon Musk claimed Donny IS in the Epstein files, bringing the whole thing back into public prominence. So, we know what Epstein did, we know Donny and Epstein were very close friends and we KNOW that Donny knew what Epstein was doing. Now, suddenly, there’s no list?

Sadly, it’s possible. It may have been destroyed, right along with all of the other evidence. Donny might think he “solved” the problem by destroying the evidence. In MY mind, I see the announcement as conscientiousness of guilt. This thing wasn’t going away. It keeps coming back from time to time. So? Destroy the evidence. At least there will be no convictions.

And then, his reaction when asked about it later. He’s trying to scold his way out of it. “Are you still talking about THAT?” He tried to hide behind the dead bodies of children who died in the flood and, yes, the children ARE more important – but most people can do more than one thing at a time. We can mourn the children and seek further clarification on the sudden disappearance of the Epstein client list – just as he was being pressured into releasing the thing.

I saw a meme. It read, ‘If I was the President and the entire world was calling me a pedophile, I would release every page of the Epstein files to prove I wasn’t in them… unless I was in them.’ But now I feel more strongly than ever, Donny WAS in those files. I suspect he had to destroy them in order to try to protect himself from things he’s done…

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I haven’t been so proud of my fellow Californians in a long time. Did you SEE the push-back in San Francisco when the masked, cowardly, possible ICE “agents” came to an immigration court and tried to arrest someone coming out of the building after doing everything they can to come to this country “the right way?” Spoilers: the kidnappers got their target. But it wasn’t easy.

People got in their way. People used bikes to build blockades. People jumped on (and rode) the hood of an ICE vehicle. None of the defenders threw punches that I saw but there was lots of pushing and shoving. There was LOTS of shouting. It was very loud. One mask on one New Gestapo agent slipped far enough that he might be identified.

I’m not sure why, when physical confrontations are taking place anyway, people don’t try to unmask the cowards. I’m STILL pissed off these guys wear masks. It’s not the American way, you know? Our cops are, by and large, brave. They enforce laws. They have no NEED to hide behind masks because they’re trying to do honorable and difficult work.

But these ICE Brownshirts? Hiding their identity is evidence they KNOW they’re violating the law. I know, I wrote “Brownshirts” but these guys aren’t really dressed like Hitler’s SA. They come in full riot gear – to arrest farm workers and hotel workers and restaurant staff. Who do they think they’re fighting?

I hope Tuesday’s San Francisco push-back stands as an example to the rest of the country. It was a hopeful event. I’ve been in despair that we, the people are just going to slide quietly into authoritarianism, but this interference gave me hope that it might not be so. We may still have a little revolutionary spirit in us, after all. I hope so.

Then I realized, I didn’t see much coverage on corporate news. Initially, I was surprised. It was a pretty direct confrontation. WHY wouldn’t the corporate news show it? Perhaps it’s those words, ‘corporate news.’ Perhaps the billionaire owners of the corporate news are happy about their shiny new tax breaks and prefer the nascent authoritarianism. Perhaps they prefer the image of Americans sliding quietly, acquiescing to the new status quo.

I guess 47 will be sending in more troops, taking them away from their homes and their regular jobs just to have them sit around in warehouses, like he did in Los Angeles…

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Do you know the word skedaddle?” the Drumpfster asked. “It means skedaddle.” At this point, suggesting 47 has dementia is really being gracious. He STILL just seems stupid, to me. Hey, Donny, do you know the word dumbass? It means dumbass…

That was at a Cabinet meeting, in public, for all the world to see. It’s the same Cabinet meeting I referenced earlier, where he blasted a reporter for asking about the Epstein files he’s allegedly in and responded by pretending he cares about the dead in Texas. THEN, after scolding the reporter for asking about the Epstein files because of the dead children, he went off on a tangent about interior design, speculating on whether the room’s moldings would look better with gold paint or gold leaf.

The GOP is holding hearings – at taxpayer expense – in an attempt to find out if Joe Biden has dementia, or did when he was President. Biden is out, but it seems to me there’s a current, sitting so-called President displaying signs of dementia more and more with each passing day. Maybe the GOP should “investigate” that…

Our Own President Camacho…

by MyBaconPress

DING! Round 2. Elon and Donny are back at each other’s throats. It’s kind of funny. Elon doesn’t like the Big Boneheaded Bill any more than anybody else. He’s losing a mandate that forces everyone to buy electric cars. From what I hear, he has some kind of interest in electric cars.

When the bro-spat first erupted, Elon ended up declaring that Donny is in the Epstein files. Then he realized he had gone too far and backed down. 47 doesn’t strike me as the ‘live and let live’ type. He seems more like the ‘wait until he’s not looking and then strike from behind’ type. But it had looked like things were going to calm down, a serious hit to all the popcorn I had laid in for the ‘Boneheaded Bros Battle Royale.’

Then the wasteful spending bill that does so much harm to so many moved through Congress even as Congress critters came out talking about how much they hated it and what a bad bill it is and what terrible, terrible human beings they are. I may have added that last one. They know it, they just don’t say it out loud.

As the thing was “mysteriously,” but successfully, moved through Congress by the GOP, and ONLY the GOP, even though GOP members couldn’t stand it, Elon came alive again and issued a warning that he would remove any Congress critter who voted for the Bill. He said he was going to start a new political party.

The evil and destructive bill is now an evil and destructive law and Elon declared he IS starting a new party, ‘The America Party.’ He says he wants to challenge the Democrat and Republican ‘Uniparty.’ If it’s anything like his cars or his rockets, I expect fire.

But Donny has suggested he might deport Musk. He also pointed out that maybe Musk’s old team of destruction, DOGE, should take a look at Musk’s contracts and subsidies. It’s curious, isn’t it, that they failed to do so the first time through?

Long term, I expect The First Felon to win this. Elon has lots of money but 47 has the power and rapidly squandering resources of the US government. But at least all of that popcorn isn’t going to waste…

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Here’s an exact quote from The Drumpfster, “No, there are going to be tariffs, the tariffs, the tariffs are going to be, the tariffs.” It’s no wonder they admire his “Jenius…”

Commerce Secretary Howard Lutnick had to step in to save him and turn the comment into something English-speaking people might understand. Donny seems like he needs handlers more and more when he’s out in public. It seems there’s nearly always someone standing nearby to turn his word salads into something – anything – useful…

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“I want my vote back.” That’s a quote from a one-time supporter of Team Evil, a dude named Francisco Olivera. He’s a US citizen (condolences) but his wife is not. She’s Canadian. She was trying to get a Green Card. She was taken into custody by ICE AT a Green Card interview. She was in the country illegally, generally a civil violation BUT, she had been removed once and came back. Apparently, that’s a felony. Maybe she gets to be President now?

No, she’s being deported. For clarity, she had been navigating the system and had received permission to stay in the US pending her processing, so she had legal status at the time she was taken into custody, and there is no record of any other crimes. She and her Drumpfster supporting husband are really surprised and bummed out.

The woman, Cynthia Olivera, said from the detention facility while fighting back tears, “The only crime I committed is to love this country and to work hard and to provide for my kids.” Nope. You aligned yourself with Team Evil, a far worse crime…

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I thought President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho was just a fictional character from the movie ‘Idiocracy,’ but he might as well be our current leader, the same quality of “person,” who wants to hold a UFC fight on the grounds of the White House. Maybe the Lincoln bedroom?

Donny is just boorish enough to do it, too. UFC fights at the White House? Next thing you know, he’s going to want to water crops with ‘Brawndo,’ because it has what plants crave. It has electrolytes! The Drumpfster is just an embarrassment…

If you haven’t seen ‘Idiocracy,’ you should. It borders on the absurd but it’s mildly amusing. The guy who made it, Mike Judge, said he thought he was making a silly little comedy. He didn’t realize he was making a documentary, but he did. It highlights exactly what stupid and embarrassing looks like. Pretty much the only part Judge got wrong? The President’s name…

‘Christian’ or ‘Nationalist?’ One Cannot Be Both…

by MyBaconPress

Despite being the First Speaker of the Doctrine of Universal Harmony, I’m not much on theology. In my mind, “theology” and “wild guess” are interchangeable terms. Philosophy, though, is a different story. I very much appreciate philosophy and I have noticed that pretty much all religions center around people who have simply pulled together positive philosophies and tried to get people to understand and follow them. The philosophies, not the people. The people who insist they be followed, instead of the message, are usually cult leaders.

For reasons I can never understand, so-called Christian Nationalists are forever pushing to have a specific element of Jewish law placed in every classroom in the country. Forget separation of church and state, post some Jewish law in every classroom. My suspicion is that, AS Christian Nationalists, they’re far less “Christian” and far MORE “Nationalist,” so they don’t much care which part of the Bible gets posted, just so long as they’re being very publicly seen to be “Christian.” You know, -ish. “Christian-ish.”

If I were the teacher, which I’m not (you’re welcome), I would teach those Ten Commandments and I would take advantage of a walking, talking embodiment of how NOT to live them, Donald J. Trump. Here, I’ll show you.

  1. Thou shall have no other gods before me. (Exodus 20:3)
    First Felon 47 is forever saying that only HE can fix this or that. Oh, really? In so saying, he’s elevating himself above God. Only 47 can fix it? GOD can’t fix it? Only 47? His words, not mine…
  2. Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven images. (Exodus 20:4-6)
    Have you seen the golden statue of Donny that was floating around CPAC? There is at least one photograph of a man seeming to worship the image. How is that NOT a graven image? Just to be sure, though, in an AI generated vision of what Gaza could look like if only the Palestinians weren’t there, he included a golden statue of himself…
  3. Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain. (Exodus 20:7)
    I’ve always held that taking the Lord’s name in vain is not cussing but, rather, using the name of God for your own purposes. Televangelists do it all the time. So does Donny.
  4. Remember the Sabbath day and keep it holy. (Exodus 20:8-11)
    On most any weekend, you’ll find Donny on a golf course, not in a church. He does nothing to keep the Sabbath holy. More, the use of the word ‘Sabbath’ indicates the Jewish nature of the Ten Commandments as ‘The Sabbath’ generally refers to the period from Friday evening when the Shabbat candles are lit, until Saturday evening…
  5. Honor your father and mother. (Exodus 20:12)
    This is a tough one. Did you hear about the time 47 tried to steal all of his father’s money? Dad got word of the scheme and put an end to it, but Donny tried, in earnest, to steal his parent’s money. On the one hand, stealing your parent’s money cannot be seen as honoring your parents. On the other hand, stealing from one’s parents is exactly the kind of person he was raised to be. In making the attempt, it could be said that Donny was “honoring” his parents, but the Doctrine of Universal Harmony holds that there IS no honorable way to commit a crime. Trying to steal their money dishonored them…
  6. Thou shalt not murder. (Exodus 20:13)
    Covid-19. Do I need to say more? His feckless, failed handling of the pandemic killed countless people and it all happened because he made choices. BAD choices. He made choices for political gain, knowing people would die. I call that murder…
  7. Thou shalt not commit adultery. (Exodus 20:14)
    The boy cheats on everyone. He cheated on his first wife, Ivana, with his second wife, Marla. He cheated on his second wife, Marla, with his third wife, Melania. He cheated on his third wife, Melania, with two other women that we know of, Stormy Daniels and Karen McDougal. There are at least 17 other women who claim they had affairs with him, too…
  8. Thou shalt not steal. (Exodus 20:15)
    Generally speaking, my assessment of Donny is that if he’s awake, he’s stealing something but, in fairness, that’s just a general impression from loose talk. All other possible observations aside, 47 has been convicted in a court of law for stealing. 34 times…
  9. Thou shall not bear false witness against your neighbor. (Exodus 20:16)
    Bearing false witness is Bible talk for lying. This is a bit hyperbolic, but I believe Donny lies more than he tells the truth. I’m not sure when I last heard him utter a truthful word. Lies spew from his mouth so easily, it seems as easy for him as breathing. I think of Donny as the father of lies…
  10. Thou shall not covet your neighbor. (Exodus 20:17)
    47 proudly and publicly covets anything someone has that he wants. A great big airplane? He wants it. Oh, that guy gets military parades? I want a military parade! In stories, the best depiction of Donny is found in Veruca Salt, the greedy, covetous little girl from ‘Charlie and the Choclate Factory.’

Of course, it would be important to emphasize that the Ten Commandments are elements of Jewish law. I know Judaism was the basis of Christianity but Christ brought a new message, a message that was less eye-for-an-eye and more turn-the-other cheek. I prefer the Beatitudes, the teachings of Jesus to his apostles during the Sermon on the Mount. He started his sermon with them.

Blessed are the poor in spirit, for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
Blessed are they who mourn, for they will be comforted.
Blessed are the meek, for they will inherit the land.
Blessed are they who hunger and thirst for righteousness, for they will be satisfied.
Blessed are the merciful, for they will be shown mercy.
Blessed are the clean in heart, for they will see God.
Blessed are the peacemakers, for they will be called children of God.
Blessed are they who are persecuted for the sake of righteousness, for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.

Then, just to drive the point home, I would post Matthew 25:35-40, The Parable of the Sheep and Goats. You know the one. That’s the one where Jesus explains who gets into Heaven and who doesn’t, and why: “For I was hungry and you gave me something to eat, I was thirsty and you gave me something to drink, I was a stranger and you invited me in, 36 I needed clothes and you clothed me, I was sick and you looked after me, I was in prison and you came to visit me.’

37 “Then the righteous will answer him, ‘Lord, when did we see you hungry and feed you, or thirsty and give you something to drink? 38 When did we see you a stranger and invite you in, or needing clothes and clothe you? 39 When did we see you sick or in prison and go to visit you?’

40 “The King will reply, ‘Truly I tell you, whatever you did for one of the least of these brothers and sisters of mine, you did for me.’

Today’s so-called ‘Christian Nationalists’ don’t even seem to know that part is in the Bible or they’ve chosen to ignore it as inconvenient. It certainly does NOT comport with their “Deport ’em all” attitude. Once the people who forced me to post the Ten Commandments learned I had posted MORE than that, I feel pretty certain I’d be forced to take down the Beatitudes and the Matthew 25 parable. They wouldn’t want the actual teachings of Jesus to interfere with their Christian pretense…