DING! Round 2. Elon and Donny are back at each other’s throats. It’s kind of funny. Elon doesn’t like the Big Boneheaded Bill any more than anybody else. He’s losing a mandate that forces everyone to buy electric cars. From what I hear, he has some kind of interest in electric cars.
When the bro-spat first erupted, Elon ended up declaring that Donny is in the Epstein files. Then he realized he had gone too far and backed down. 47 doesn’t strike me as the ‘live and let live’ type. He seems more like the ‘wait until he’s not looking and then strike from behind’ type. But it had looked like things were going to calm down, a serious hit to all the popcorn I had laid in for the ‘Boneheaded Bros Battle Royale.’
Then the wasteful spending bill that does so much harm to so many moved through Congress even as Congress critters came out talking about how much they hated it and what a bad bill it is and what terrible, terrible human beings they are. I may have added that last one. They know it, they just don’t say it out loud.
As the thing was “mysteriously,” but successfully, moved through Congress by the GOP, and ONLY the GOP, even though GOP members couldn’t stand it, Elon came alive again and issued a warning that he would remove any Congress critter who voted for the Bill. He said he was going to start a new political party.
The evil and destructive bill is now an evil and destructive law and Elon declared he IS starting a new party, ‘The America Party.’ He says he wants to challenge the Democrat and Republican ‘Uniparty.’ If it’s anything like his cars or his rockets, I expect fire.
But Donny has suggested he might deport Musk. He also pointed out that maybe Musk’s old team of destruction, DOGE, should take a look at Musk’s contracts and subsidies. It’s curious, isn’t it, that they failed to do so the first time through?
Long term, I expect The First Felon to win this. Elon has lots of money but 47 has the power and rapidly squandering resources of the US government. But at least all of that popcorn isn’t going to waste…
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Here’s an exact quote from The Drumpfster, “No, there are going to be tariffs, the tariffs, the tariffs are going to be, the tariffs.” It’s no wonder they admire his “Jenius…”
Commerce Secretary Howard Lutnick had to step in to save him and turn the comment into something English-speaking people might understand. Donny seems like he needs handlers more and more when he’s out in public. It seems there’s nearly always someone standing nearby to turn his word salads into something – anything – useful…
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“I want my vote back.” That’s a quote from a one-time supporter of Team Evil, a dude named Francisco Olivera. He’s a US citizen (condolences) but his wife is not. She’s Canadian. She was trying to get a Green Card. She was taken into custody by ICE AT a Green Card interview. She was in the country illegally, generally a civil violation BUT, she had been removed once and came back. Apparently, that’s a felony. Maybe she gets to be President now?
No, she’s being deported. For clarity, she had been navigating the system and had received permission to stay in the US pending her processing, so she had legal status at the time she was taken into custody, and there is no record of any other crimes. She and her Drumpfster supporting husband are really surprised and bummed out.
The woman, Cynthia Olivera, said from the detention facility while fighting back tears, “The only crime I committed is to love this country and to work hard and to provide for my kids.” Nope. You aligned yourself with Team Evil, a far worse crime…
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I thought President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho was just a fictional character from the movie ‘Idiocracy,’ but he might as well be our current leader, the same quality of “person,” who wants to hold a UFC fight on the grounds of the White House. Maybe the Lincoln bedroom?
Donny is just boorish enough to do it, too. UFC fights at the White House? Next thing you know, he’s going to want to water crops with ‘Brawndo,’ because it has what plants crave. It has electrolytes! The Drumpfster is just an embarrassment…
If you haven’t seen ‘Idiocracy,’ you should. It borders on the absurd but it’s mildly amusing. The guy who made it, Mike Judge, said he thought he was making a silly little comedy. He didn’t realize he was making a documentary, but he did. It highlights exactly what stupid and embarrassing looks like. Pretty much the only part Judge got wrong? The President’s name…
