OH, NO! They have all the evidence they need. ALL of it. It’s a MOUNTAIN of evidence. Why, there’s so much evidence, they’re having trouble finding places to store it. Yep, by God, they’ve got evidence. And the evidence they have is so…evident. It’s totally evident how evidentiary their evidence is and, evidently, they’ve got the evidence! They’re going to show it to you, too. Any day, now. You’re going to be SO impressed when they do. You’ll never be able to question their credibility, again, because all that evidence is so completely convincing and they’re juuuuuust about to pull it out and show it to you. You love it when they pull it out and show it to you, don’t you? I know you do. And they’re going to, you watch. They’re just waiting for the exact right moment. Then, they just need a couple more days to dot a few i’s and cross a few t’s. Then? Evidence, evidence, evidence! It’s gonna be RAINING evidence…

So far, that’s the official crazy line from House Freedumb Caucus members on just about everything. So far, not one scintilla of actual evidence of Joe Biden crimes have been produced. Oh, but they’re about to be. Any day now. So far, it’s always “about to be” and never, for some reason, “today is the day.” Now, this treasure trove of “Yes, we have it but, no, you don’t get to see it” evidence, OBVIOUSLY necessitates the need to impeach. Any day, now. Just take their word for it. It’s going to be the impeachiest of impeachments. This guy is going to be SO impeached, he’s probably just going to cry. Hell, he’s so guilty we should just skip the impeachment altogether and and go straight to sentencing, don’t you think?

“So, what’s the charge?”
“Um, it’s the gun thing.”
“Joe Biden has a gun thing?”
“No, not Joe, Hunter.”
“Oh, I thought we were talking about Joe.”
“We ARE talking about Joe!”
“Oh. Man, I’m so confused. What’s the link?”
“Oh, secret, secret, secret. You’ll find out at the inevitable impeachment that is absolutely going to happen any day, now.”
“I feel like we’ve been here before.”
“No this time, it’s completely different…”

I’ll tell you this: I’m starting to suspect that all of this talk of all of the evident evidence is nothing more than…blather…

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So…not for nothing, but, what happened to “Pinko?” It’s a perfectly good slur. Why did the cons drop it? They like ‘Communist.’ They like ‘Marxist.’ So why not ‘Pinko?’ I LIKED ‘Pinko’ and I hope it makes a comeback during at least ONE of his delusional, fever-dream rants…

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OMG, speaking of delusional, fever-dream rants, have you heard about the recent threats, I mean, campaign video posted to his “Social Bullshit” website? (I may have the site name wrong.) Here’s a transcript. “This is the final battle^*1. With you at my side^*2, We will demolish the “Deep State”^*3, we will expel the war-mongers from our government ^*4, we will drive out the globalists ^*5, we will cast out the Communists, Marxists, ^*6 and Fascists. Will will throw off the sick political class that hates our country ^*7, we will route the fake news media ^*8 and we will liberate America from these villains once and for all.”

1 – No, it isn’t…
2 – He means with YOU fighting and dying while HE watches on television…
3 – Replace government functionaries with Trump-loyalists…
4 – Actually, I’d be okay with this one. A little less DOD would be A-ok with me…
5 – ‘Globalist’ is a well-documented, anti-Semitic slur…
6 – HERE, right HERE! ‘Pinko would have fit perfectly!”
7 – Nearly as I can tell, the REPUBLICANS are the “sick political class that hates our country,” so, I guess I’m with him on that one, too…
8 – If he would get rid of Fox Not-News, Newsmax, Onan, Info Wars, and the like, I might even vote for him. (I wouldn’t. I love the country…)

So that’s IT! If you’re not a hate-filled, bigoted, white, “Christian” (not an actual Christian. they’ll have to go, too…), conservative, free-market, freedumb-loving moron, you have to go. Then, all they have to do is add a single word to the ‘Statue of White Liberty’ in New York’s harbor: “Don’t.” ‘Don’t… give ME your tired, your poor, your huddled masses, yearning to breathe free, the wretched refuse of your teeming shore. Don’t send these, the homeless, tempest-tost (sic), to me! Fuck those guys…’

You know what? Conservative America sucks…