Listen, I’m about to write something and I feel like a heads-up is in order because it’s the kind of thing that normally pukes from 47’s putrid and fetid mouth. The difference between him puking it out, and me writing it here is that when HE says it, it reflects his teeny, tiny mind. He’s setting up crimes. He’s trying to explain away a loss. He’s projecting. He’s distracting. He might be trying to do all kinds of nefarious and evil things. When he says what I’m about to say, it’s all about him and his oh-so-crushable, hyper-fragile ego. Even he says so.

At the National Prayer Breakfast on February 5th, 2026, he said of the 2020 election, “They rigged the second election. I had to win it. I had to win it. I needed it for my own ego. I would have had a bad ego for the rest of my life. Now I have a really big ego. Beating these lunatics was incredible. The first time they said I didn’t win the popular vote. I did.”

It’s important to remember that at the time of the 2020 election, there was no need to rig anything. We, the people, were stacking bodies in refrigerator trucks for storage because so many people were dying so fast from his failed handling of Covid-19. The economy was flat-lined. Millions were out of work. Prices were down at the time because nobody had any money to buy anything but his terrible management of Covid led directly to the inflation explosion Biden had to fix. Most people genuinely hated trump for his complete failure at the job.

But when I write this thing I’m about to write, there’s no ego involved. It’s an honest warning, based on nothing more than a sober and careful analysis of information available today. It goes like this: If the Democrats don’t win control of Congress in this upcoming election, it will be because the election is rigged.

Not the pretend kind of “rigged” President Pedo always lies about. I mean truly and honestly rigged. I base THAT, again, on available evidence. There have been many special elections over the last year. Cons have won exactly one. Red district, blue district, it hasn’t mattered. People, Americans and MAGA alike, are unhappy with the direction the country is headed and that has been reflected at the ballot box already.

So he sent a team of his crony criminals into Georgia to raid the election office and seize information he has no legal right to. He says he’s trying to prove he won Georgia in 2020 because he just knows it. In my opinion, he didn’t go to Georgia to prove anything about 2020. He’s setting the stage for cheating in 2026. He suggested the Federal government needs to “nationalize” the election in about 15 states – blue and, very definitely, swing states. Uh-huh.

Setting aside that he only sees problems in the blue states, the Constitution is quite clear that voting is a State thing. The Federal government doesn’t get involved. He can’t legally do what he’s threatening but he does all kinds of illegal things and nobody says anything. There are no crimes if there are no cops. That’s important, because everyone on the planet knows that if Dems win Congress in 2026, there will be cops again and his crimes will be recognized AS crimes.

The reason it’s important to remember that voters kicked Donny’s ass in 2020 is HOW they did it, because that’s the ONLY answer to doing it again: Vote on paper. DO NOT use voting machines. Our “elections” have become increasingly unpredictable ever since those damnable things were introduced and we need to avoid them like we would avoid the Plague or worse, Donny himself. It’s my personal suspicion that Donny is so sure he won 2020 because he paid all the right people all the right money to rig the election by subverting the voting machines. When we all went to paper because of Covid, he lost.

So vote on paper. Remember, Donny always says the quiet part out loud. After the last election (2024), Donny confirmed that he “won” because Elon was able to manipulate tabulating machines. “Nobody knows those tabulating machines like Elon,” he said. Not the voting machines themselves. The tabulating machines that count paper ballots. We need to dump them, too. Paper ballots, hand counted. THAT is how we get back to the Constitution in this once-great nation.

We’re not going to get the ‘no tabulation machines’ part in place in time for 2026, but the least we can do is vote on paper. Once the anomalies start showing up – and they will – we can sue for recounts and eventually force hand counts anyway. It sounds hyperbolic but I mean it: if you love America you’ll vote blue – and you’ll vote on paper…

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MAGA Mike, the Johnson ran his mouth again and I think the part that bothers me the most about his comment is that we’re going to have to listen to MAGA pretending it’s a perfectly serious, reasonable statement that probably reflects absolute truth. After bitching that three Republican candidates lost their elections, the Johnson said, “It looks on it’s face to be fraudulent. Can I prove that? No.”

Well, then, don’t say it. I mean, anybody can make crap up, then dismiss it with a “Can I prove that? No.” Here, let me show you. Someone said MAGA Mike the Johnson beats his wife on a daily basis. Can I prove that? No. I heard MAGA Mike the Johnson was giving $25 dollar blowjobs behind the local gay bar in his home town. You had to let him finish the full blowjob before he gave you the $25 dollars. Can I prove that? No.

How about this one: MAGA Mike the Johnson is a spineless toady lacking all principle and dignity and willing to do any disgusting and degrading thing he’s asked (told) to do by his Precious in the White House no matter how stupid and/or incompetent it makes him look. Can I prove that? Well, with even a cursory look at his track record, yes, actually…

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Conservatives have a kind of slogan they like to repeat: “If you’re not liberal when you’re young, you have no heart. If you’re not conservative when you’re old, you have no head.” Yeah, it’s cute. It’s wrong, though, so I fixed it: “If you’re not liberal when you’re young, you have no heart. If you’re not conservative when you’re old, your brain hasn’t calcified.”

Like so many other people who become more and more conservative as they age and their brains slowly turn to bone, Bill Maher is moving to the right. He doesn’t seem to realize it’s happening. In fact, he denies it. But on the January 30th episode of ‘Real Time with Bill Maher,’ I watched Maher spar with Joe Scarborough about Ilhan Omar and Maher sounded very conservative.

Maher was bitching that Omar, an immigrant US citizen of Somali descent, makes observations about problems in the US. Ignoring the fact that Omar is a member of Congress and it’s her job to observe and try to fix problems, Maher says she’s not showing enough appreciation for being in the US instead of Somalia. Maybe he thinks she doesn’t smile enough.

Scarborough tried to point out that Maher seemed to be making the point based on Omar’s criticisms. He pointed out that as an American citizen, she had as much right to complaints as anyone else. Maher denied he was basing his opinion on her observations. He just, somehow, knows, Omar doesn’t appreciate America enough. (The way any conservative might “know.”)

Scarborough never did get to the point where he asked Maher the one question I was shouting at my television: what are you basing your perceived lack of appreciation on if not her observations about the state of our once-great nation? No matter how you slice it, I heard Maher saying that because the US is still better than Somalia, she should just appreciate her lot and shut her mouth. Sounds pretty conservative to me…