I think MAGA is so busy being happy about winning the “culture war” they don’t know or care about the actual damage being done to the country. We’ve all seen how they were recently turned away from the Epstein files. I mean, it seemed effortless. All Donny had to do was chant the words, “Fake news. FAKE NEWS!” Suddenly, every MAGA everywhere just KNEW it was all fake news. Donny, after all, had said so – and when does HE ever lie?
So, clearly, MAGA needs a primer on fake news. I’m here to help. I wouldn’t even be able to think of all of the scandals that have been dismissed by MAGA with those magical words, “Fake news.” I don’t understand the magical power, but that might be because I’m able to discern between fake news and real news. The thing is, it’s not that difficult. So here’s my “pocket primer” to determine if the news you’re hearing is fake news or real news. Don’t worry. I’ll keep it simple.
The short version is, Fake News is gossip, rumors. Fake News is trumpery. The single most important characteristic of fake news is this: there’s no evidence. That’s important. Fake news can’t have evidence. Evidence proves the ‘fake’ part of Fake News. But, by definition, if there IS evidence, it’s not fake news. This part can be a little confusing. When I reference a lack of evidence, it’s not a case where evidence has been collected but carefully hidden away. Actual fake news doesn’t have any supporting evidence, whatsoever. There are promises of evidence. There are promises that the evidence will be released any day now or at the “right time.” But that evidence never gets released – because it doesn’t exist.
Think, “They’re eating the dogs.” We KNOW that was a fake story. The woman who started it said so, flatly. There can be NO evidence of Haitians eating dogs and cats because the Haitians weren’t eating the dogs or cats. Hunter Biden’s laptop? The one that was going to prove the criminality of Joe Biden? When? Because mostly, it looked like an opportunity to display a little revenge porn on the floor of the House, but it didn’t do much else. No evidence means it’s fake news. The 2020 “election.” The claim that it was rigged? No evidence is ever presented and no evidence will ever be presented because it doesn’t exist. Oh, sure, it’s promised. It just never comes. It’s ALWAYS hidden under a mountain of “any day now” but never shows up.
The First Felon’s current lie? The one about mail-in ballots being vulnerable? Fake news. I’ll tell you exactly how vulnerable mail-in ballots are to voter fraud: Donny wants to get rid of them. This, from the guy who wants nothing more than to steal all of the votes right now, today, and who is openly saying so. “If we don’t cheat, we’ll lose the House.” He’s trying to rig the 2026 “election” in every way he can think of and one of those is to eliminate the voting type he simply can’t cheat: mail-in ballots. If Trump wants to get rid of them, you KNOW they’re safe.
But real news? Real news has evidence. Think of Donny’s 34 criminal convictions for fraud. That wasn’t a story based in wishful thinking. That was a factual event supported by verifiable evidence examined and judged by a jury. Remember when he stole classified documents? Real news. MOUNTAINS of evidence. There was so much evidence in the stolen classified document case, it literally required a truck to move it all.
Think Jeffrey Epstein. We all know the evidence exists. We KNOW the FBI collected evidence from his various residences. Sure, it has all been carefully boxed up and hidden in some deep vault in the hopes that nobody will ever see it, but the evidence is real. It exists. The Jeffrey Epstein charges are real news supported by evidence.
Russia, Russia, Russia came with evidence, evidence, evidence. It just got locked away before anybody could see it. Bill Barr locked it onto a local computer and released a “summary” that mostly reported what they wish it had said – but didn’t. The Trump campaign colluded with Russia in the 2016 “election” and probably in the 2020 (where Donny lost because of mail-in ballots) and, I believe, certainly in the 2024 “election.” Donny can’t win without cheating and the evidence says so.
Frankly, I would think MAGA would get tired of having to pretend anything that makes Donny look bad must be fake news. I mean, what are the odds that every single crime he commits, every charge he faces, every accusation from any and every victim is “fake news?” It simply defies logic that anything that makes Donny look bad must be fake news.
No, Russia, Russia, Russia was real news, not fake news. The felonies were real news, not fake news. The sexual assault? Real news, not fake news. His association with Jeffrey Epstein is real news, not fake news. He DID steal classified documents. But if one of the Deceived even considers the possibility, he redirects. He pretends the true story is fake news and replaces it with… go on, guess. Yep, you got it. Fake news!
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Do you really believe Donny just posted ‘Bela’ for no reason? I don’t. I imagine ‘Bela’ was posted as a response of some kind. He’s delivering a message to someone. Maybe he’s answering a question or responding to a command Putin had for him. I don’t know the details, of course, but I DO believe he posted that for a reason.
Yes, “he’s a moron” IS a reason but that’s not what I mean. He needed to get back to Putin on some instruction and when the orders were carried out, the message was sent: “Bela.” I believe that Donny is manipulated and out-maneuvered by pretty much everyone he has contact with, so, pretty much everyone. Vlad gave him an order. Donny completed his assignment and sent the code word: “Bela.” That’s just my opinion but, what the hell? We live in a post-truth hellhole and MY wild guess is just as good as anyone else’s wild guess…


