So, do you suppose E. Jean Carroll will be eligible to receive a payment from 47’s thieving “victim of government weaponization” fund? After all, Lying Donny’s DO”J” is opening a criminal investigation of her for the crime of…um…well, they’re hoping to find something.

I mean, they have a story, of course. They always have a story. Often, the story is stupid, but they have one. In this case, they’re checking to see if she committed perjury even though the courts have already ruled that she did not. (I suspect that will be her defense when 47’s corrupt DO”J” finds that “investigations are warranted.”) She said something in a deposition she apparently believed was true that later turned out to be different than her understanding. At worst, she misspoke.

When you hear about this in the media, they often refer to E. Jean Carroll as having “accused Trump of sexual assault.” In fact, Carroll is the adjudicated victim of his sexual assault, right? I mean, the case went to trial and was heard by a jury, who agreed he had sexually assaulted her. He has a judgement against him right now. He hasn’t paid it, yet, but the verdict came in and the punishment has been handed down.

E. Jean Carroll shouldn’t be described as a “woman who accused trump.” She should be described as “a victim of trump’s sexual assault.” It’s more accurate…

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Hey, speaking of that slush fund I suspect trump plans to rob? The one he’s trying to set up as a compensation fund for individuals who were unfairly targeted by the federal government? Couldn’t he just STOP targeting individuals for unfair treatment by the federal government? THAT would solve the problem, too.

NONE of the people HE thinks of as targets (primarily himself, of course) were targets of unfair treatment. (He’s just a liar.) But HE keeps pursuing illegal investigation after illegal investigation against anybody he perceives to be an enemy. (He’s a thin-skinned liar.) He loses them all. They’re just for harassment purposes. The targets keep showing the “investigations” to be vindictive and selective prosecutions, not based in facts, and judges keep throwing out the charges. Donny’s a loser.

If he’s going to pay out for unfair targeting, so far, he owes (as a partial list): E. Jean Carroll (of course), James Comey, Jerome Powell, Sen. Elissa Slotkin, Sen. Mark Kelly, Rep. Jason Crow, Rep. Maggie Goodlander, Rep. Chrissy Houlahan, former Democratic Congressional Candidate Kat Abughazaleh, John Bolton, Adam Schiff, former CIA director John O. Brennan, NYC Comptroller Brad Lander, Sen. Alex Padilla, SEIU California President David Huerta, Hillary Clinton (obviously), New York Attorney General Letitia James, Rep. LaMonica McIver, Newark Mayor Ras Baraka, Former Director of the Cybersecurity and Infrastructure Security Agency at DHS Chris Krebs, Former Chief of Staff of DHS Miles Taylor, and Kilmar Abrego Garcia.

Then again, their compensation, though deserved, shouldn’t come from a taxpayer supported fund. THEIR compensation should come directly from Lying Donny’s pocket…

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Well, the so-called “trump accounts” are launching. Those are accounts seeded with $1,000 for your new baby. Both Scott Bessent and Ted Cruz have described the accounts as a backdoor to “privatizing” Social Security, which, long-term means ending Social Security. Are YOU willing to sell YOUR child’s future for $1,000? I think I’d pass on the 530A, tax-preferred investment accounts…

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Team Evil tried to get a bunch of musical acts to come and perform for his 250th birthday celebration. No, not the dotard’s 250th, though it seems like it, in his case. The country. The thing is, Team Evil had to deceive their target performers. They were less than honest about what the show was and who might be supported. As performers found out, they’ve dropped out.

One act that was listed as booked and performing said they were surprised to see their name on the handbill. Truth be told, I was surprised to see that band name, too. I mean, Milli Vanilli? The Milli Vanilli I knew included Fabrice Morvan and Rob Pilatus. They won a Best New Artist Grammy. Then, after getting caught lip-syncing during a performance, it turned out they weren’t singing on their new album, either. They had to give their Grammy back.

The new iteration of Milli Vanilli is a pair of sisters, Jodie and Linda Rocco, along with some of the original lineup. I’m not sure I’d go with that band name, if I were them, Milli Vanilli. The NAME is scandal-plagued. It’s hard enough getting somewhere in that business but taking a name already associated with “We’re faking it” can’t help at all…

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This is one of those moments I look forward to. U.S. District Judge Christopher Cooper in Washington, D.C., has ordered Lying Donny to take his name OFF of the Kennedy Center within two weeks. More, he has to stop with his gaudy “renovations.” It turns out, only Congress can change the name of the national institution, having given it a name already.

President Pedo, always gracious in defeat, cried, “Unless I am free to do what I do better than anyone else, bring this Institution back, physically, financially, and artistically, I have no interest in continuing what could only be a hopeless journey into ‘NEVER NEVER LAND.” I challenge his baseless assertion that he “brings institutions back, physically, financially, and artistically.” That boy is a destroyer of institutions.

Besides, I’ve seen his “decorating” work. I don’t like it. More than anything, the Drumpfster lacks class. His changes always seem gaudy, to me. Tacky. I preferred quiet dignity to his boorish ostentation…

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Pam Bondi shows up to a “deposition.” She refuses the oath, she refuses to answer any questions about Lying Donny, and she throws Todd Blanche under the bus by blaming him for all of her failures. Then she leaves. If I showed up at a deposition and refused the oath, I suspect I would be held in contempt until I complied. Why isn’t Blondi? I think she should be sitting in jail until she decides to cooperate…